If There Were Ever a Neck That Deserved a Donkey Punch…

 


There's more on her back than there is in the entire state of kansas

…it’s this one. I usually don’t want to write anything too biased on this site, but Fuck kansas.This picture comes via Pat Forde’s “Forde Minutes” on ESPN.com.  This woman’s neck and upper back will now no doubt forever be encrusted in the seamen of overzealous kansas fans.  You know you’ve gone too far with a fan tattoo when yours is more elaborate than any player tattoo on your team.

She can look forward to a life in which every Topeka bumpkin she meets will talk to her in the hopes of being granted the privilege to feebly insert themselves into her. That way they can make love to the only thing that makes them happy (or exists) in the desolate rectangle they call home. They’d try with the players and coaches but then they’d be crucified by the Westboro Baptist Church.

Shame on you Pat Forde, Mizzou alum, for highlighting any story about kU. Damn that journalistic integrity you learned at your alma mater.  Let it be known that we here at “Life After Having a Life” fully encourage a Missouri woman to get a tattoo of this on their neck:

Yes that is an effigy of Lawrence, kansas after Quantrill’s raid. Bonus points if you include in the tattoo Jeff Bridges’ Rooster Cogburn from “True Grit” gunning down a few jayhawks.  Why Rooster Cogburn? Because he said he rode with Quantrill in the film, which is awesome.

Also I realize I wrote an earlier post mocking the Confederacy.  Well I DO dislike the Confederacy, but I am a Quantrill fan. That’s the joy of being from a border state, you can have your cake and eat it too. I should probably note that I am not now nor have I ever been pro slavery.

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