We’re Back! And with Some Class (or a Poop Story)

Rejoice, rejoice, the hiatus is over.  Why did we take a hiatus? Well technically only I took a hiatus, all the other writers just took my short absence as a cue to stop writing (thanks guys).  Honestly though I’m sure you’re all wondering to yourselves, “How hard is it to write some Goddamn dick jokes … Continue reading

Suckin’ Today’s Dick

This.is.bullshit. For the second time this week I am working on a day that, any other time in my life to date, I would’ve had off.  This should’ve been a three day work week damnit! Here I am though, sitting in my office, doing stuff.  Stuff? Fuck stuff! I don’t want to do ANYTHING! There’s … Continue reading